This service is managed by volunteers and is liable to delays. All orders will be processed and dispatched within a maximum of 28 days from order, but often within 7 working days.
Orders paid for by cheque will be processed once the cheque has cleared, normally 7 days after being placed with the bank.
Certificates / Tickets
The certificates / tickets serve no purpose and are for amusement only. The names provided on the order form will be added to the certificates / tickets, if no names are specified, then one email will be sent asking for your specifications. If no reply is received within seven days then blank certificates / tickets will be dispatched.
Returns will not be accepted unless the product is faulty or greatly different from that ordered and/or advertised.
Anyone disadvantaged or harmed while attempting to get to the destination will have no claim on the organisers as the locations are all fictitious or unreachable.
All queries or complaints are to be made to the administrator on firstname.lastname@example.org.